To the tune of You'll Be Back Song by Jonathan Groff and Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton.

This isn't something I just found.

This is my daft.

I would love feedback, or your version!

Lyrics:
You say,
The price of a king's love is not something you're willing to pay
You cry,
In your Tesla, you must hawk since you got canned today
Why so sad?
Remember, we had a deal when you picked me,
Though I tried to torch democracy-
Now, you're making me mad!
Don't be disrespectful,
Remember, despite my convictions, I'm your manly-man

Chorus:
I came back, soon, you'll see
You remember you belong to me
You'll be back, time will tell,
You'll recall I played golf while our country went to hell.
Oceans rise, alliances fade,
Canada, Ukraine, Greenland-betrayed,
But we owned the libs through it all!
And when push comes to shove,
I will send a strung-out teen DOGE bro or Jan-6th thug to remind you of my love!

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya
Verse 2:

You say,

My self-love's draining, and you're ready to flee,
You'll be whining online if I leave, you'll see!
And no, don't try to change the subject
'Cause I'm the only subject
Your sweet, submissive subject
You are my loyal, I'm your royal subject,
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever-

I came back, not like before,
It's time to settle all my scores.
I won't fight their fights,
I'll help Russia win the war
For your love, for your praise
I'll hawk merch 'till the end of days
New conspiracies I'll weave
I'll love myself 'til your dying days
When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will break our oaths to defend
Flood X with ALL-CAPS screeds,
Blame Ukraine for mess, say "your fired" to impress,
Cut Oligarchs taxes,
And balloon the debt
-To remind you of my love!

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat- everybody!
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat, da-ya-da-ah!